“How many celiacs does it take to change a light bulb?” So far I have received four answers to this question. I’ve listed two of them before but I thought you’d like to see the whole list in one place. I’ll list the most recent responses first:

♦ It takes one. Celiacs are very independent and resourceful

♦ Two —one to feed the other gluten free cookies while the other one changes the light bulb.

♦ Ten — one to change the bulb in her very own way and one and nine to stand around being intolerant.

♦ Two — one to build a bulb-substitute out of rare and expensive ingredients and one to go out and get more xanthan gum for the project.

This contest even has a prize, and since I have no idea in the world how to judge something like this, I will award a copy of the newly released third edition of “The Essential Gluten-Free Grocery Guide” to the person who submits the thirteenth entry.

I have a new challenge. “Why did the celiac cross the road?” I have no takers yet. I assure you that there will be a prize, but I haven’t figured that out either. Have a great week!