I really feel like a celiac when

I am invited out for dinner and leave with a doggie bag containing my entire meal except the lettuce.

I shop for groceries and leave with eye strain and too few groceries.

I drive twenty miles to get a bag of flour.

I fall asleep at night counting doughnuts.

The humor in this article escapes me.

I'm sure you know more of these. I know that I need to lighten up. Please send me some more items to add to this list. I'll gladly publish them along with any other "celiac humor" you'd like to submit. Use the the top button in the center column to send your e-mail.